Celebrity

ONCE again, the sensitive, intelligent, intellectual actor Timothee Chalamet has let his audience down by continuing his relationship with trash Kylie Jenner.

THE Princess of Wales has spent a day in a women’s prison to assess it against her own life and decide whether it would be an improvement.

LILY Collins has welcomed her first baby by the popular route of getting someone else to do the difficult bit. This is why she, and other celebrities, are justified in doing so.

PRINCE Harry is to avoid deportation from the US by disguising himself as a beautiful princess so Trump falls in love with him.

RAPPER and designer Kanye West turned heads at the Grammys by being, as usual, accompanied by a nude woman. But how would that go down here in Halifax?

DAVID Beckham is reminding the world of the extraordinary talent that made him a household name by wearing underpants again. Could you ever equal him?

GWYNETH Paltrow is to move in next door to Meghan and Harry and create a vortex of bland wellness that will devour the entire earth.