THE Princess of Wales has spent a day in a women’s prison to assess it against her own life and decide whether it would be an improvement. 

Kate entered Styal Prison in Cheshire – one of the country’s most select prisons, beloved of WAGs and influencers – yesterday and spent a full 24 hours locked up away from press photographers, her husband and her children.

Inmate and convicted arsonist Grace Wood-Morris said: “She’s remarkably down-to-earth. When Maggie gave it the mouth, Kate spat on her lasagne like she’d done it a thousand times before.

“Her years of foreign travel meant she grasped the vape-based currency instantly and she loved the uniform. She said it was a joy not to have a parade of wankers asking if she was in a £13,000 hand-beaded Vera Wang gown.

“On the negative side she refused to take any jobs harder than walking around while smiling, which there’s not much call for here, and kept criticising the service.

“In the visitors’ book she wrote ‘similar to home, but less opulent’ and put two little kisses. And she’s put in an order for more spice.”

Kate said: “I don’t regret it. Overall, though, not for me but it’ll do for Meghan.”