Arts & Entertainment

A MIDDLE-AGED man listening to 6 Music is gritting his teeth through a nine-minute experimental German drum and bass track before lunch.

COUNTLESS cinematic classics in which children roamed magical worlds with fantastic companions only happened because parents were lax and lazy. Each of these is a tale of neglect:

IF we’re brutally honest, Bob Dylan is just an old bloke who sings horribly nasal songs, but don’t tell his fans that. Here are some artists who seem to turn followers into weird obsessives.

GRACE Wood-Morris, a 17-year-old who attended a pretty average pop concert, tells the story as if it was her very own Battle of the Somme.

A NEW reality TV show on a digital channel has come up with yet another way of encouraging the unintelligent to meet and breed.

DISNEY has halted production on all of its terrible Star Wars projects for 24 hours as a tribute to the late James Earl Jones.

BARELY a single male actor or movie star has suffered male pattern baldness in decades, it has emerged.

GOT up to buy Oasis tickets in your lucky bucket hat and round sunglasses? These are the six stages of your failure.