Arts & Entertainment

Eight strong female protagonists outraged to be included in your tawdry little fantasies

MODERN cinema is proud to present positive female role models, and what do you do? Enlist them in your sordid imaginings. You should be ashamed.

F**k off with your shit 80s bonkbuster soft porn nostalgia, say young people

YOUNG people who never flicked through Jilly Cooper books for the dirty bits are entirely uninterested in their screen adaptation, they have confirmed.

We ask you: What true crime case would you like to see reopened because it's been on Netflix?

PROSECUTORS in the US are to reopen the Menendez murder case, because it was on streaming. What British cases should be re-examined?

Noel Gallagher's most brazen acts of plagiarism, ranked

YOU have to admire the audacity with which Noel Gallagher pinches musical ideas, and Oasis reforming is a chance to enjoy these classic acts of theft all over again. Here they are ranked from worst to best.

Motörhead, and other artists who need to work on their gay following

HAVING a gay following is both inclusive and a shrewd business move for a musical artist. These acts need to work harder to build their homosexual fanbase.

Posh penises are intrinsically thrilling: the wonderful world of Jilly Cooper

JILLY Cooper’s 80s bestseller Rivals has been turned into a Disney+ romp. But what’s the appeal of her racy world of upper-class intercourse?

Gen Z fan at gig hoping band doesn't distract from her phone

A GEN Z woman attending a gig is hoping the artist does not demand she spend too much time looking up from her phone.

'You just didn't understand it': The seven most annoying traits of arsehole Joker fans

WITH Joker: Folie a Deux out soon, prepare for a legion of twats angrily taking offence at even the most reasonable criticism of it. Here’s what to expect from them.

Earth to get unwanted immigrant moon

THE Earth is to get a moon it did not ask for, that has waltzed over from the outer solar system without permission, and which everyone is united against.

Shed Seven, and other 90s bands so forgettable you had no idea they'd already reformed

EVERYONE is still talking about Oasis, but did you know these other bland 90s bands are already touring again?