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Six other musicians who owe us all a nice big break from music

TO the relief of many music lovers, Adele has announced she is going to take a big break from recording. Hopefully these artists will follow suit.

Strictly, and other light entertainment TV formats hiding sinister bastards

STRICTLY dancer Graziano Di Prima is in trouble after bullying allegations, and it’s just the latest anodyne family viewing show that turned out to be living a lie.

Chappell Roan, Sabrina Carpenter, Gracie Abrams: the new crop of pop stars you've never heard of

YOU thought you were doing well, namedropping Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey, but Gen Z laughed at you. These are the new names to pretend to be familiar with.

Man back from Glastonbury puts on iPlayer to watch it properly

'This was a mistake' realises man who is at Glastonbury until Tuesday

Gentrification comes to field of shit

A FIELD containing vast quantities of human faeces and dodgy fast food vans is being gentrified beyond the means of most Britons this weekend.

Bollocks does Glastonbury start today

Coldplay beg fans to end toxic co-dependent relationship

COLDPLAY frontman Chris Martin has pleaded with fans to stop buying their music so they can stop making it.

How attitudes to gay kisses on screen have changed, according to your dad

USED to be you’d be up until 1am to see a couple of lasses kissing, now it’s on prime time. And the men. Your retired dad explains how it’s all changed.

Keane, and other bands that transcended all tastes by having no character whatsoever

SOME bands are timeless, others define their era, and these achieved longevity by having no discernible sound or image to either love or hate.