Arts & Entertainment
Moss Sells Rubbish To Punters
KATE Moss last night declared her garage sale a roaring success after thousands of punters flocked to buy the model’s unwanted clothes and bric-a-brac.
Record Companies Call For Ban On Whistling
THE world's leading record companies have joined forces to call for a ban on whistling, claiming it is an infringement of copyright.
Halfwits To Be Banned From Using The Phone
HALFWITS, cretins and morons are to be denied access to the telephone system as part of a government crackdown on TV quizzes.
GMTV Viewers Lose Billions Of Braincells
BREAKFAST television viewers have unwittingly lost billions of brain cells in the last four years by watching early morning shows, a Daily Mash investigation can reveal.