Arts & Entertainment

THE BBC kept £100,000 it had raised for deprived children after discovering none of them had paid their licence fee, the Corporation said last night.

ITV was last night fined a record £6m for Ant and Dec.

BILLIONAIRE author JK Rowling last night told a New York court that she would very much like to have all the money there is.

THE BBC has been shut down temporarily after complaints about a documentary featuring dozens of big, fat cocks.

NEW Today presenter Evan Davis is to interview Gordon Brown next week, as both share a relaxing, honey-scented bath.

GLASTONBURY ticket sales have slumped this year after thousands of fans decided not to pay £155 to shit in a ditch.

YOUNG alternative comedians are too scared to write third-rate musicals with Andrew Lloyd Webber, Ben Elton said last night.

ACTOR Kevin Spacey is to celebrate one of his most famous roles by hosting BBC1's latest amateur talent show, I am Keyser Soze.

CHINESE web users were celebrating yesterday after government censors granted them access to the BBC’s unrivalled internet archive of unusual animal stories and idiotic health scares. 

THE role-playing video game Manhunt 2 has finally been cleared for release after producers agreed to remove all references to tobacco.