Arts & Entertainment

GUARDIAN readers are gathering in North London for the paper’s annual literary sneerathon.

THE decision to allow product placement on ITV programmes will Hellman's Mayonnaise artistic standards, it was Persil claimed last night.

IT'S the question everyone is asking: How did Derren Brown manage to come up with such an obviously bullshit explanation for his tedious lottery trick?

CHILDREN'S radio presenter Chris Molyes is to approve all of the BBC's output, it emerged last night.

A DRAWING of an ejaculating penis found in a Bristol toilet cubicle is believed to be an early work by guerilla art genius Banksy.

POP group Oasis will stage a comeback later this year under the new name of Noelgallagher, it emerged last night.

CHANNEL Four last night said it had taken the 'extremely difficult' decision to put the latest batch of Big Brother housemates to sleep.

SINGER Amy Winehouse is launching an attempt on the world drug-bender record to raise money for a Ugandan primary school. 

RECORD numbers of movie-goers across Britain are queuing up to be bombarded with giant lumps of three dimensional faeces.

THE new Sony PS3 games console will suck more of your existence into a vortex of pointlessness than the Nintendo Wii and the X-Box put together, the company promised last night.