AN upcoming episode of Inside The Factory will explore how the BBC handles the misconduct of a high-profile presenter – from the inside.
Presenter Gregg Wallace will examine every stage of how the broadcaster at first ignores complaints of unprofessional behaviour before belatedly acknowledging them and finally suspending a presenter in the face of overwhelming evidence.
A BBC spokesman said: “As a nation we’re obsessed with disgraced celebrities, but most of us have no idea where they come from. Where better to find out than a corporation that’s been cranking them out at industrial scale?
“We’ll dive into how susceptible young runners are told not to make a fuss about a MasterChef presenter parading around on set wearing nothing but a sock on his cock.
“There are guest stars galore, mostly middle-class women of a certain age who’ll show us exactly how incandescent rage is created by an aggressive man making uncomfortable sexual comments.
“Viewers will also be treated to exclusive footage showing the inner workings of BBC bosses as they’re forced to make very awkward phone calls. It’s all part of regularly turning out an absolute PR disaster.”
Wallace said: “You know what I’m a factory for? Spunk. Anyway, don’t look at the boom mike, we’re rolling in three, two, one.”