Arts & Entertainment

Will Mellor, and other bafflingly undeserving prime time TV careers

DESPITE apparently having minimal talent, some TV stars have mysteriously been appearing on our screens for decades. Like these.

Nerd should be happy everyone's into his superhero shit but isn't

AN uppity dork who likes comics is annoyed his hobby has become popular after big-budget adaptations made superheroes interesting.

Do You Really Want to Hurt Me: Songs you didn't realise were so f**king narcissistic until you thought about it

MUSIC may be the food of love, but it's also fuel for passive-aggressive controlling behaviour. Take these popular hits with sinister narcissistic undertones…

We've allowed old lady another chance, Gen Z generously confirm

YOUNG people have kindly given nice old lady Sophie Ellis-Bextor another chance at pop success.

If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next, and other songs that are major self-owns

RECORDING crap for money? Sometimes your subconscious gives you away by announcing it’s bollocks in the lyrics, like these.

Six scandals which will need to be ITV dramas before the government gives a shit about them

TWO decades after the Post Office scandal began, the government has noticed it because it was on television. These dramas will get their respective scandals attention.

Tens of thousands so bored they're watching Aquaman 2

TENS of thousands of people are flocking to cinemas to see Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom because it is cold and wet and there is nothing else on.

'I can't believe Vader is Luke's father!': A Gen Zer watches classic films

MANY ubiquitous cultural references will have completely passed by the average Gen Z ignoramus. Here is one 19-year-old’s response to some popular films.

Man wishing cinemas still showed porn now they have IMAX

A MAN is disappointed that there are no longer cinemas showing porn as it would look brilliant in IMAX.

Busting a nut in the gut: Euphemisms for sex that Shakespeare probably came up with

MANY of our most beloved English phrases can be attributed to Shakespeare, so he probably came up with these delicate euphemisms for sex too, writes Sun reader Roy Hobbs.