Arts & Entertainment

THE next mural by Banksy will be a zebra on the side of a CEX that will really make you think, the artist has confirmed.

AS an adult you can enjoy - or violently hate - any music on its own merits. But in your teenage years you were put off perfectly good bands by the twats who were into them. Bands like these…

ALL olden days music is uncool, but some bands now regarded as naff or a bit beige had a surprising amount of cred once. So where did it all go wrong?

YOU like to think of yourself as a patron of the arts, because why else would you spend the best part of a grand on three nights in Scotland? Here are the shows you will most bitterly regret booking.

AS a children’s author with no degree in genetics or endocrinology, I am clearly an expert on the topic of complex sexual identities.

BEEN to see Deadpool & Wolverine? Failed to see the multiple films or read the comics necessary to get the jokes? Read our guide, you ignorant shit.