Arts & Entertainment

A NEW reality TV show on a digital channel has come up with yet another way of encouraging the unintelligent to meet and breed.

DISNEY has halted production on all of its terrible Star Wars projects for 24 hours as a tribute to the late James Earl Jones.

BARELY a single male actor or movie star has suffered male pattern baldness in decades, it has emerged.

GOT up to buy Oasis tickets in your lucky bucket hat and round sunglasses? These are the six stages of your failure.

BRITAIN'S media is frantically churning out witless articles about ‘Cool Britannia II’ thanks to the Oasis reunion. See how many of these words and phrases you can spot.

CAME of age during Britpop? Can’t hear those classic songs without flashing back to a moment of buttock-clenching shame? These are the memories they evoke.

PAUL McCartney and Ringo Starr have announced a Beatles reunion purely out of spite.

COULD you, for no more than £400 million pounds, pretend your brother is not a total arsehole for six weeks?

PARENTS love to curate their children’s viewing, perhaps in recognition they have little else to offer. Within 20 minutes of each of these beginning, the kids will be done.