Arts & Entertainment

Six Edinburgh Fringe performances that will make you give up on the arts forever

YOU like to think of yourself as a patron of the arts, because why else would you spend the best part of a grand on three nights in Scotland? Here are the shows you will most bitterly regret booking.

JK Rowling breaks down the genitalia and chromosomal composition of every Harry Potter character 

AS a children’s author with no degree in genetics or endocrinology, I am clearly an expert on the topic of complex sexual identities.

All the references to other stuff in Deadpool & Wolverine because films now come with f**king homework

BEEN to see Deadpool & Wolverine? Failed to see the multiple films or read the comics necessary to get the jokes? Read our guide, you ignorant shit.

Six other musicians who owe us all a nice big break from music

TO the relief of many music lovers, Adele has continuing to take a big break from recording. Hopefully these artists will follow suit.

Strictly, and other light entertainment TV formats hiding sinister bastards

STRICTLY dancer Graziano Di Prima is in trouble after bullying allegations, and it’s just the latest anodyne family viewing show that turned out to be living a lie.

Chappell Roan, Sabrina Carpenter, Gracie Abrams: the new crop of pop stars you've never heard of

YOU thought you were doing well, namedropping Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey, but Gen Z laughed at you. These are the new names to pretend to be familiar with.