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Gentrification comes to field of shit

A FIELD containing vast quantities of human faeces and dodgy fast food vans is being gentrified beyond the means of most Britons this weekend.

Bollocks does Glastonbury start today

Coldplay beg fans to end toxic co-dependent relationship

COLDPLAY frontman Chris Martin has pleaded with fans to stop buying their music so they can stop making it.

How attitudes to gay kisses on screen have changed, according to your dad

USED to be you’d be up until 1am to see a couple of lasses kissing, now it’s on prime time. And the men. Your retired dad explains how it’s all changed.

Keane, and other bands that transcended all tastes by having no character whatsoever

SOME bands are timeless, others define their era, and these achieved longevity by having no discernible sound or image to either love or hate.

Gen Zer wishes they'd stop ruining woke messages by putting TV shows in them

A TEENAGER who was looking forward to watching a woke message feels it was ruined by the makers blatantly shoehorning in characters and a storyline.

Taylor Swift forever tainted after speaking four words of Welsh

Taylor Swift show almost as good as film of Taylor Swift show

Taylor Swift delights Scottish crowds with surprise sectarian anthem set

Festivalgoers warned only to consume corporate-sponsored drugs

AS the summer festival season gets under way, organisers have warned against using ecstasy, cocaine and skunk that does not carry the logo of an official sponsor.