STACEY Solomon’s new reality show set in her family’s idyllic cottage will be an in-depth look at her personal life – including these shocking revelations.
Her secret collection of teeth
Among the reasons Stacey was nervous about inviting viewers inside Pickle Cottage was them seeing her vast collection of human teeth. Sourced from medical waste centres and autopsies and stored in jam jars, the immaculately labelled hoard gives a fascinating insight into her celebrity lifestyle. ‘Everyone needs a hobby,’ she laughs.
The portal to another dimension where she sweeps all the dirt
It’s easy for Stacey to tell people to sort their life out when she has a portal that sucks up all her household dirt in the cupboard under the stairs! People tuning in to the fly-on-the-wall documentary will be envious as she sweeps debris, and on one hilarious occasion husband Joe Swash, into the unnerving hypnotic vortex before dashing off to help other families organise their homes.
A shed where she hides her upper-class origins
Stacey has built her brand around her working-class roots, so it will come as a huge surprise to viewers to see inside the shed where she keeps her old public school uniform, the deeds to her stately home in Berkshire and her peerage. She’ll try to downplay them in her unmistakable Estuary accent, but distressed fans will question whether that’s even real or just part of her celebrity gimmick too.
The secret room filled with WW2 bayonets
You may think you know Stacey, but were you aware of the secret room next to her bathroom full of bladed weapons once mounted on the end of World War 2 rifles? Her favourite is the short and sturdy German Seitengewehr 84/98, which in episode two she admits is ‘a bit basic’, but was used in actual hand-to-hand fighting at the Battle of the Bulge.
An embarrassingly cluttered meth lab
In what’s bound to be a blow to Stacey’s reputation for being well-organised, viewers will discover that her garage contains a rolling meth lab whose propane tanks and bottles of iodine crystals are strewn about haphazardly. Decluttering her drug operation with the help of her children will form the heartwarming emotional backbone of the series.
