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Does your special, special child need extra exam time? Of course they f**king do: a quiz

IS your child so much more special than the others they need extra time to do their exams? Could there be any doubt? Give yourself as long as you need for these questions.

Pope Francis – how does he rank against your personal top ten Popes?

THE world is mourning Pope Francis, but how does he stand up against your own top ten pontiffs? We check the rankings.

Well I still don't know what a woman is, and I'm proud to say so

YESTERDAY’S Supreme Court decision means nothing to me. I still have no idea what characteristics could possibly constitute a woman, and I’m proud of it.

Internet misogynists given chance to meet a woman

A GROUP of online misogynists have been introduced to an actual woman for the first time.

Five reasons your bank balance keeps plunging that can't be blamed on Trump

TRUMP’S tariffs are causing economic chaos, but stupid financial decisions closer to home might be the real reason you’re broke. Here are some you keep imposing on yourself.

'You'll be poorer': All your economic questions answered in three words

WHAT do Trump’s tariffs mean for me? How will they affect my family? What will they mean for the country as a whole? We answer in three words.

Britons with f**k-all money hit hardest by bill rises, obviously

SINGLE-parent families, the chronically unemployed and anyone else without a pot to piss in will find higher household bills hard to afford, in case you f**king wondered.