Society

A CAMPAIGN has been launched to end mercilessly taking the piss out of the same bloke in group chats.

SICK Communists in government have jeopardised your children’s futures by adding VAT to school fees. How can a humble, middle class professional like yourself cheat the system?

A WOMAN living her life as a proud, independent feminist who makes her own decisions and does her own DIY would prefer not to, she has confirmed.

THE threatened withdrawal of the penny and 2p coins is the perfect channel for your white-hot patriotic rage, post-Brexit. What will you do to save our coppers?

EVERYONE hates asking people to move out of your reserved seat. Luckily there is established etiquette for this challenging social situation. Follow these steps to the letter.

BRITAIN’S teachers are basking in the satisfaction of the summer holidays, which they agree is the most rewarding part of their job.

A SECONDARY school is spuriously arguing that today’s Year 7 trip to a theme park has educational value.

A FAMILY at a National Trust property have entered a room only to find their exit barred by an individual in period costume with a mission to educate.

THERE’S no shortage of working-class cliches, from owning a whippet to working as a horny gamekeeper. But times change, and these are the signifiers of being working-class now.

LABOUR have rashly promised the financially unfortunate from my generation the chance to own a home. Might be tough for some of you who aren’t used to it. Here’s how to live in one.