Lifestyle

ARE you a man who feels over the hill? Destroy your relationships by endeavouring to recapture your youth in these stupid ways.

A MAN has successfully convinced himself that Easter sex is both traditional and deserved, and has set out to get some.

GETTING a car ferry to the continent? Here are five things you should not be stuck in the massive queue without.

RESIDENTS of St Ives and the Cotswolds are heading to dumps like Luton and Peterborough for the Easter weekend, it has emerged.

A MAN feels he has achieved more in life than most of his peers due to owning a home given to him by his parents.

A WOMAN has horrified onlookers by accepting a compliment without hesitation, deflection, or cringing humility.

WANT to be the smuggest arsehole round the table? Wax lyrical about features that happened to come with your house as if they were personal achievements, like these.

A MOTHER has found that the key to ‘having it all’ is putting minimal effort into every area of her life.

LIFE is full of crossroads moments where choosing the right path is the key to a fantastic future. Here are five you blew.

CHILDREN have begun the Easter holidays by going through a list of possible self-entertainment options and turning them all down flat.