Lifestyle

YOU’VE seen our YouTube ads so you know that hairy bollocks are socially unacceptable. Here’s why women will be repulsed and you’ll die alone if you don’t trim.

ECONOMISTS may look to interest rates and GDP, but the strongest sign we’re in the financial shitter is teens with their boxers up over their waistbands again.

SOMETIMES your profound feelings towards your cat can only be captured in musical form, which is why you’ve updated these classics with new, feline lyrics.

A MAN has finally come to terms with the fact he has no hair, a decade after his friends and family did the same.

THE state of a man’s home will instantly reveal if he has an inner adolescence he never grew out of. Look for these warning signs.

A FROZEN-branded nail polish set is to be re-gifted for the eighth time within the same class of 24 primary school pupils, it has emerged.

HIGH Speed 2 may never happen, but is that as bad as it sounds? Here’s why Northerners should be grateful not to be connected to the South.

THE social system which benefits men has come crashing down as a 15-year-old boy has decided to lacquer his nails with coloured varnish.

AS a newborn baby, there are many things you do that make me wish I was able to tell you you're an idiot. Like these.

A RETIRED couple have moved from their spacious five-bed family home to a modest little three-bed that is still far beyond your buying power.