Lifestyle

SECOND-HAND platforms have the occasional gem in a mountain of crap. Which of these delights will you scroll past today?

IS your partner really asleep, or just pretending in order to avoid confronting reality? If they're doing these things, they are faking it.

IS life making unreasonable demands of you today? It's Friday, so you're allowed to get out of these incredibly stupid so-called 'responsibilities'.

A WOMAN you had forgotten existed would like you to be part of what is clearly a blatant scam.

A MAN is endeavouring to convince people that having a Fleshlight is just as normal as a woman having a vibrator.

SOME absolute wankers think they’re too good for regular timekeeping. Here’s how they mark out their days.

A MAN who recently celebrated his 36th birthday has fallen into depression after it was only attended by people he privately thinks of as ‘the dregs’.

ARE you a man who feels over the hill? Destroy your relationships by endeavouring to recapture your youth in these stupid ways.

A MAN has successfully convinced himself that Easter sex is both traditional and deserved, and has set out to get some.

GETTING a car ferry to the continent? Here are five things you should not be stuck in the massive queue without.