Lifestyle

THOUGHT you looked pretty good in the mirror at home? Here are some places that will unexpectedly reveal how truly hideous you are.

COLLEAGUE? Friend of a friend? Stranger in the street? Why would they just come out and tell you this shit?

AS children grow, they are told stories of the recent past that sound like made-up bollocks. These former commonplaces seem scarcely credible now.

AS a 19-year-old fresher who’s bought weed twice, Jack Browne is an expert at rolling spliffs and it often only takes three goes. Here he talks you through it.

THERE is always one miserable bastard at every fancy-dress party who has not bothered to make an effort, it has been confirmed.

BEFORE cheap airline travel, holidays used to be profoundly disappointing. Here are some of the classic lowlights from 80s family trips.

A MAN has decided to sell his pricey London apartment and buy Huddersfield.

GCSE exams begin on Monday, but should you revise or not bother because a worthless bit of paper won’t determine your life? Here 16-year-old rebel Ryan Whittaker gives his advice.

FORBIDDEN by the authorities, inspected by teachers, these were the uniform of the playground’s top dogs.

YOUR front door isn’t for people to come knocking on, but apparently these bastards didn’t get the memo.