Lifestyle

A PAIR of scrimping bellends are holding their wedding on a Friday, which is cheaper for them but incredibly inconvenient for their guests.

A WOMAN who has invented a system of storing items known only to her is furious at her family for not following it.

A MAN is struggling to enjoy the gorgeous sunny weather because he is having to ignore all of its many awful side effects.

A NAN has told her grandson that she expects a nice postcard from his stag weekend in Amsterdam.

BREASTS. Sometimes they should be exposed, sometimes not, and there are many grey areas. Let’s look at the pros and cons in a variety of situations.

WOODBURNING stoves cause asthma and particulate emissions, but what else are they getting up to while you're not looking, ruining your perfect middle-class life?

GREETINGS card manufacturers think men are simple creatures akin to amoebas. Here are the six very basic categories they fall into.

ONCE you’ve left home your parents just view you as someone they can dump all their old shit on. Here are some things they insist you have.

CLIMBING a mountain? No? Then why are you wearing a pair of ludicrously expensive bouldering trousers and a jacket more suited to Everest? Here's the best outdoor clothing to wear like a ponce.

NOBODY likes being forced into close proximity with strangers in a lift. Here’s how to take the experience to new levels of awkwardness and discomfort.