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A WANKER with his wanky job selling a whole lot of wank somehow thinks that his wankology bears some resemblance to your job.

WANT to brag about your intelligence while showing actual smart people your true idiocy? Try one of these failsafe ways.

ALL couples think their wedding is utterly special and unique, but all they’ve done is choose ways to date it horribly. Like these.

TOWNS across the UK are holding traditional summer carnivals which should have died out with the medieval peasants who invented them. Here's why yours will be a huge bag of shite.

WOMEN across the country are remembering that they have legs – and f**king loathe them – due to the return of sunny weather.

ARE your kids a bit too nerdy for your liking? Get them to take up vaping like the cool children. Here are some tips that will have them puffing away in no time.

THE French love a good riot, we like a good moan. Sadly, despite us winning WW2 and a football match in 1966, France is just better at some stuff, whether it’s pastries or perfume.

ACTUAL luxury is unaffordable in Rishi’s Britain unless you’re Rishi. The rest of us have to make do with these minor thrills.

YOUR kids love spending time with you, regardless of the activity, so why not weaponise their naive enthusiasm into useful child labour by making these tasks seem fun?

A WOMAN has racked up the maximum number of likes possible by cramming all the big hitters into one photo, it has emerged.