Lifestyle

ONCE you’ve left home your parents just view you as someone they can dump all their old shit on. Here are some things they insist you have.

CLIMBING a mountain? No? Then why are you wearing a pair of ludicrously expensive bouldering trousers and a jacket more suited to Everest? Here's the best outdoor clothing to wear like a ponce.

NOBODY likes being forced into close proximity with strangers in a lift. Here’s how to take the experience to new levels of awkwardness and discomfort.

THOUGHT you looked pretty good in the mirror at home? Here are some places that will unexpectedly reveal how truly hideous you are.

COLLEAGUE? Friend of a friend? Stranger in the street? Why would they just come out and tell you this shit?

AS children grow, they are told stories of the recent past that sound like made-up bollocks. These former commonplaces seem scarcely credible now.

AS a 19-year-old fresher who’s bought weed twice, Jack Browne is an expert at rolling spliffs and it often only takes three goes. Here he talks you through it.

THERE is always one miserable bastard at every fancy-dress party who has not bothered to make an effort, it has been confirmed.

BEFORE cheap airline travel, holidays used to be profoundly disappointing. Here are some of the classic lowlights from 80s family trips.

A MAN has decided to sell his pricey London apartment and buy Huddersfield.