Lifestyle

A WOMAN you had forgotten existed would like you to be part of what is clearly a blatant scam.

A MAN is endeavouring to convince people that having a Fleshlight is just as normal as a woman having a vibrator.

SOME absolute wankers think they’re too good for regular timekeeping. Here’s how they mark out their days.

A MAN who recently celebrated his 36th birthday has fallen into depression after it was only attended by people he privately thinks of as ‘the dregs’.

ARE you a man who feels over the hill? Destroy your relationships by endeavouring to recapture your youth in these stupid ways.

A MAN has successfully convinced himself that Easter sex is both traditional and deserved, and has set out to get some.

GETTING a car ferry to the continent? Here are five things you should not be stuck in the massive queue without.

RESIDENTS of St Ives and the Cotswolds are heading to dumps like Luton and Peterborough for the Easter weekend, it has emerged.

A MAN feels he has achieved more in life than most of his peers due to owning a home given to him by his parents.

A WOMAN has horrified onlookers by accepting a compliment without hesitation, deflection, or cringing humility.