Lifestyle

ACTUAL luxury is unaffordable in Rishi’s Britain unless you’re Rishi. The rest of us have to make do with these minor thrills.

YOUR kids love spending time with you, regardless of the activity, so why not weaponise their naive enthusiasm into useful child labour by making these tasks seem fun?

A WOMAN has racked up the maximum number of likes possible by cramming all the big hitters into one photo, it has emerged.

THE front of you looks halfway decent, but you don’t know what’s going on at the back because you can’t see it. Here’s what you’re unwittingly inflicting on others.

WHETHER beating sun, hammering rain or storms of insects, campers deserve it, Britain has agreed.

A MAN’S trip to the toilet is a huge expanse of time in which monumental events can happen. Including these.

A TRIP to the tip is a deadly minefield of stress and potential embarrassment for the sensitive Guardian-reading male. Here’s how to bluff your way through it like a blokey bloke.

A NORTHERN man is feeling hard done by because of an intolerable quarter-hour daily commute.

MEN used to be in the pub when their kids were born, greet them with a firm handshake, then ignore them until they could kick a football. But modern dads are different. Like this.

REMEMBER when you asked for a dog and your parents palmed you off with one of these substandard substitutes, all worse than nothing?