Lifestyle

THINK going on holiday with your mates will be fun and relaxing? You’re wrong. Here’s why you’ll fall out after two days.

BEEN wronged by someone but don't know how to exact your petty vengeance? Get back at them with these emotionally manipulative gifts.

NAVIGATING the modern world can be treacherous for many reasons. None of those reasons, however, are the ones your parents continuously warn you about, like these.

THE UK has agreed that if Wilko goes under then there will be nothing left worth living for on this pathetic, godforsaken island.

THEY were the envy of the whole school when they were twelve, but for these people life was all downhill from that point.

THERE is no hobby which can compete with staring vacantly into a mobile phone, experts have confirmed.

MEN enjoy going to manly shops like Screwfix and the butchers. They will only enter these five establishments if they are dragged into them against their will.

HI there! Our former flatmate’s moving out (all on good terms, just the usual deep-rooted resentment), and we’ve got a spare room.

A 16-YEAR-OLD goth has denied being a goth, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

WOMEN may be fated to suffer the pain of childbirth, but it’s nothing compared to the hell a man must endure whenever he needs a wee. Here are just some of the grave dangers.