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WHETHER you splashed out on a Caribbean cruise or spaffed thousands on Center Parcs, these are the only holiday memories your children will take with them into adulthood.

HOLIDAYING abroad also means taking a break from your moral code. Here are five personal rules everybody thinks nothing of flouting while away.

BEING forced to splash cash on people who already have enough money for a fancy wedding? Here are the stingiest options.

CAN’T afford a house? Can’t afford a meal out? Travelling six miles takes two hours and costs you £40? Have you considered getting the f**k out of London?

A MIDDLE-CLASS woman has attempted to relive visiting a French supermarket by shopping at her local rustic, peasant-filled Aldi in Worcester.

BOYFRIENDS think you’re going on holiday together just because you’re in a 'serious relationship'. How presumptuous. Let’s look at the pros and cons of leaving them at home.

A HORNY man committed to political equality and social justice is carefully vetting his wild sexual fantasies for problematic content, he has confirmed.

IT has dawned on a father that his family has only invited him on holiday so he can lug their stuff everywhere like a pack mule.

THE summer holidays mean gangs of teenagers congregating to hurl belittling comments at grown adults like you. Watch out for them in these places.

BEEN asked by someone you love to do something special for them? Yep, it’s going to be a massive ballache with no benefit to you, isn’t it? Just like these ‘flattering’ offers.