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A HORNY man committed to political equality and social justice is carefully vetting his wild sexual fantasies for problematic content, he has confirmed.

IT has dawned on a father that his family has only invited him on holiday so he can lug their stuff everywhere like a pack mule.

THE summer holidays mean gangs of teenagers congregating to hurl belittling comments at grown adults like you. Watch out for them in these places.

BEEN asked by someone you love to do something special for them? Yep, it’s going to be a massive ballache with no benefit to you, isn’t it? Just like these ‘flattering’ offers.

THINK going on holiday with your mates will be fun and relaxing? You’re wrong. Here’s why you’ll fall out after two days.

BEEN wronged by someone but don't know how to exact your petty vengeance? Get back at them with these emotionally manipulative gifts.

NAVIGATING the modern world can be treacherous for many reasons. None of those reasons, however, are the ones your parents continuously warn you about, like these.

THE UK has agreed that if Wilko goes under then there will be nothing left worth living for on this pathetic, godforsaken island.

THEY were the envy of the whole school when they were twelve, but for these people life was all downhill from that point.

THERE is no hobby which can compete with staring vacantly into a mobile phone, experts have confirmed.