A PSYCHIC has bemoaned her lack of accuracy when connecting believers with the spirits of their loved ones.
Mary Fisher, 55, who has been providing spiritual solace under the pseudonym Gabriella Angel for ten years, has confirmed she would like the spirits to provide her with more specific information so she does not look like a huge fraud.
Fisher said: “I’m blessed with this amazing gift and honoured that the spirits picked me as their clairvoyant conduit between the realms, but the sods haven’t made it easy.
“It would be nice not to spend a whole session calling out random names and numbers in an attempt to create a tenuous connection that some recently bereaved person will pounce on out of sheer desperation.
“Just once, I’d dearly love to gaze into a widow’s eyes and say: ‘Rosemary, I’ve got Keith with me, he’s happy, but he’s saying the brake pads on the Qashqai need replacing, and there’s only two days left on the electric blanket warranty.’ Just once. But the spirits don’t seem keen to oblige.
“I mean, my continued lack of success is almost enough to make you think it’s a load of old nonsense, isn’t it?”