Lifestyle

AS a 19-year-old fresher who’s bought weed twice, Jack Browne is an expert at rolling spliffs and it often only takes three goes. Here he talks you through it.

THERE is always one miserable bastard at every fancy-dress party who has not bothered to make an effort, it has been confirmed.

BEFORE cheap airline travel, holidays used to be profoundly disappointing. Here are some of the classic lowlights from 80s family trips.

A MAN has decided to sell his pricey London apartment and buy Huddersfield.

GCSE exams begin on Monday, but should you revise or not bother because a worthless bit of paper won’t determine your life? Here 16-year-old rebel Ryan Whittaker gives his advice.

FORBIDDEN by the authorities, inspected by teachers, these were the uniform of the playground’s top dogs.

YOUR front door isn’t for people to come knocking on, but apparently these bastards didn’t get the memo.

WILD claims that pedigree dog breeding affects the animals health are nonsense, of course, but you may notice these minor quirks in your Kennel Club champion.

THE 1970s were, it was believed at the time, a sexy decade. This is what got you laid when T. Rex roamed the charts.

WHEN it comes to acts of self abuse, men are all creatures of habit. These are the six stages they will follow when treating themselves to a hand shandy.