WHETHER beating sun, hammering rain or storms of insects, campers deserve it, Britain has agreed.
As tens of thousands head out to fields to sleep under supposedly waterproof sheets held up by bendy poles, millions more hope there is a bloody hurricane to serve them f**king right.
Eleanor Shaw of Buxton said: “They’ve got homes. They chose to leave those homes and sleep outside, presumably as some sort of dare. They should suffer the consequences.
“This isn’t Glastonbury, where you have to camp to see the bands. This is pure wilful temporarily residing in nature for the sake of it, and lessons need to be learned.
“Covered in insect bites? Stay indoors. Rain dripping in? Stay indoors. Badger enters your tent and starts digging through your rucksack? Would it have happened if you’d stayed indoors?
“They sicken me when they arrive all smiling and hopeful and they sicken me when they trudge away in squelching boots dragging their sodden tents behind them, eyes blank with horror. When sleeping in your car begins to look like forbidden luxury, you’ve f**ked up.”
She added: “If they like the countryside so much they should try living in it. That’s shit as well.”
