Food
FATHERS have confirmed that they are excitedly searching for new things to air fry.
PISSED off after putting your hand in the Celebrations tub only to find empty wrappers and Bountys left? You'll have experienced these other minor Christmas hostilities too:
BEFORE now and New Year, nothing healthier than the dubiously fruity insides of a mince pie will pass your lips. Here are your new five-a-day.
EVERY effort you have made for Christmas has been entirely wasted because you forgot to warm the plates, your grandfather has confirmed.
AFTER ploughing a mere fraction of the sweets she unwrapped this morning, a seven-year-old is experiencing a monumental sugar rush long before the sun comes up.
MEAT-eaters usually grudgingly respect veggies’ healthy, ethical lifestyle choice. But not the ones with extremely arbitrary ‘rules’ they think it’s fine to break. Such as these.
A MIDDLE-AGED man has amazed onlookers by eating three different ultra-processed foods in one sitting.
IT'S still only November but the shops are awash with disgusting Christmas-themed food. Here are some festive offerings which will delight nobody.
THE popularity of veganism means that meat-free meals in restaurants are also cheese, milk and egg-free as well, vegetarians have complained.
EATING from little huts is cool and trendy, but at what financial and emotional cost? These once-exhilarating outlets are now worse than an Asda ready meal.