Food
SOME so-called foods yield so little nutritional reward for the painstaking effort of eating them that they're better off in the bin. Like these pathetic examples.
A NEW study has found there are no substantial differences between ice cream and gelato other than the latter is consumed by knobheads.
A WOMAN who decided to vary her Friday night routine by trying a new takeaway fears she will never learn to trust again.
A DELIVEROO cyclist has had his wages docked as punishment for stopping at a red light, it has emerged.
JESUS has confirmed that his last temptation was to escape sacrifice, live as an ordinary man and raise a family, but the temptation previous to that was banoffee pie.
PIZZA chain Papa John’s has failed to gain a foothold in the UK, and the twee American name must have something to do with it. These also have too much colonial nonsense.
A VEGETARIAN who keeps it real still eats kebabs and burgers after a few pints, he has confirmed.
