Food

A MAN who does not eat animal products is at the same time gripped with the heat-induced urge to grill something fatty and oozing with delectable juices.

IT IS oppressively hot, so time to stand over sizzling fat on a red-hot grill while wearing a twat’s apron. But what’s the slogan on yours?

A TWIX advert has been banned for breaching obscenity law by showing a man consuming both fingers simultaneously and loving it.

A GROUP of friends paying for unlimited amounts of food are thrilled about only being able to eat as much as they would normally. 

PLANNING to eat food in the near future? Avoid these foodstuffs that seem to take sadistic pleasure in ruining your clothes. 

A PISSED man has blown the culinary world apart by adding a fifth cheese to pizza.

GREAT cooking is about spontaneity, and what could be more of the moment than a meal prepared using only the whoopsiest of yellow-stickered goods? Chef Joanna Kramer will be your guide.

‘NO, no, I’ll pay,’ you say, not meaning a word of it, but afraid to push it too far. These techniques will make it seem you desperately wanted to cover it but were cruelly thwarted.