Work

HOMEWORKERS with children begin six weeks of an endlessly harried logistical f**king nightmare today, they have confirmed.

A CHRONIC labour shortage hasn’t stopped the audacity of prospective employers. Here’s what they now demand.

IS everyone else on the video call younger and cooler than you? Did they not get your ‘computer says no’ gag? Hide your true age with these tips.

YOU care so much about your employees, you even call them at home at weekends. A management expert explains how to make your business your family.

A WOMAN is bitterly regretting her decision to wear a blazer to work on one of the muggiest days of the year.

WITH the biggest rail strike for 30 years underway, what should train drivers be paid? 58-year-old Roy Hobbs of Swindon, who knows f**k all, decides.

DOES your mum believe she knows of a career option that would make you rich? She has no idea that these five jobs are just as badly paid as yours.

IS your boss being a dick about giving you a payrise while moving you to a three-day week? Get around their spurious objections.

AIRLINE staff maintain a warm smile even for hen parties on gin who need a piss during take-off. These careers pay you for kindness to arseholes.

MOST office workers hate each other, but is your colleague actively trying to destroy you professionally? Find out with our quiz.