Work

STRUGGLING to stay motivated on the last working day before Christmas? Here's how to slog through the next few hours miserable hours until you're free.

CHILDREN are an expensive, noisy hassle. Their one saving grace is that you can use them to skive off work on these occasions.

A HOMEWORKER has been forced to do a hard day’s work to maintain enough physical activity to stay warm, she has admitted.

WORKERS in an office are reeling from the news that some arsehole has managed to make the work Christmas party fancy f**king dress.

A COOL man is describing his minimum-wage, zero-hours contract job using a word employed by rock stars, he has confirmed.

A WOMAN has vowed not to waver in her belief that it is not Christmas until Thursday at the very earliest.

NURSES deserve more pay. It’s virtually impossible to argue otherwise. But you’re always going to find people who disagree, like these.

WORK is something to get through to get paid, but some dickheads perversely desire recognition from their colleagues. These are the most egregious self-stylings.

AN email’s hopes to find its recepient well have been cruelly dashed by her foul f**king mood.

WORRIED about tax rises? Want to opt out of the whole system by getting paid in wads of grubby banknotes? White van driver Wayne Hayes explains how.