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WOULD you ideally like the power of life and death over others, but have to make do with minimal authority? Here’s how to pretend you’re Caligula anyway.

ARE you a massive sexual pervert? These careers will give you ample opportunity to indulge your seedy tastes under the guise of professionalism.

EMPLOYEES who work from home have completely stripped off in order to stay cool in the heat.

A NEW employee is showing real promise to be the strangest and most unsettling being ever to have set foot in an office.

A MAN wanting to ask a colleague out on a date has spent three days meticulously planning a spontaneous chat.

A WORKPLACE prick is heading to the kitchen to make a hot drink without asking a single colleague if they want one.

THERE is never a good time for a business meeting as they achieve nothing and never have, but these times are worse than others.

A WOMAN has admitted that, deep down, she is fully aware that her a male colleague has thought about her when masturbating.

A WOMAN who claims her job means she is too busy for romancedoes not have a job important enough for that to be convincing.

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