Work

NURSES deserve more pay. It’s virtually impossible to argue otherwise. But you’re always going to find people who disagree, like these.

WORK is something to get through to get paid, but some dickheads perversely desire recognition from their colleagues. These are the most egregious self-stylings.

AN email’s hopes to find its recepient well have been cruelly dashed by her foul f**king mood.

WORRIED about tax rises? Want to opt out of the whole system by getting paid in wads of grubby banknotes? White van driver Wayne Hayes explains how.

RECEIVING any sort of punishment at work is stressful, but you can deal with it calmly and maturely. Or you can try these long-shot ways of weaselling out of it…

A MAN who asked whether anyone in the office fancied anything from the shop was left devastated when somebody said they did.

A WOMAN has made the appalling mistake of showing her employer everything she is capable of doing.

DESPITE claims to the contrary, women love to be referred to as 'girls' in the workplace, it has been confirmed.

A BUSINESS has rewarded its employees for their long hours at work with more hours at work, it has emerged.

AN employee has caved and eaten his lunch ludicrously early, shifting his usual post-work mental breakdown into the mid-afternoon.