Work

EVEN in 2023 there are some jobs so male-dominated that seeing a woman do them can shatter masculine self-confidence.

A MAN has squandered his hallowed daily bowel movement on company time by leaving his phone at his desk, it has emerged.

YOU know he’s shit. The whole office knows he’s shit. He, surely, must know he’s shit. But nobody is allowed to speak that truth, or these.

A 23-YEAR-OLD woman believes that her 40-year-old male colleague who is acting as a friend and mentor is acting out of simple kindness.

LOW-PAID summer jobs for unskilled teenagers are notoriously awful, but were they really worse than your current job? Or much, much better?

WOULD you ideally like the power of life and death over others, but have to make do with minimal authority? Here’s how to pretend you’re Caligula anyway.

ARE you a massive sexual pervert? These careers will give you ample opportunity to indulge your seedy tastes under the guise of professionalism.

EMPLOYEES who work from home have completely stripped off in order to stay cool in the heat.

A NEW employee is showing real promise to be the strangest and most unsettling being ever to have set foot in an office.

A MAN wanting to ask a colleague out on a date has spent three days meticulously planning a spontaneous chat.