Work

A WORK colleague has silenced the office with self-deprecating jokes about his lonely, miserable life that are far too close to the truth.

THERE is never a day when your boss could not usefully f**k off, but the urge to inform them varies. See below, from weakest to strongest.

YOU arrive at work on Monday morning with no idea of the storm that is about to engulf you. This is how you find out your boss has a lot of anger to displace.

A WOMAN is ready to crack under the weight of work-related stress entirely of her own making, it has emerged.

A 16-YEAR-OLD boy who started his lumberjacking career yesterday would rather you did not ask how his first day went.

HAVE you allowed the number of sick days you take per year to fall below the national average, missing out at paid time at home?

A TEAM manager is so efficient in his delegation he no longer has any hint of work to perform, he has admitted.

YOU think he’s lagging behind the rest of you, but is your useless mate Martin actually a covert MI6 agent? Here are six suspicious signs.

A MAN’S joy at finally replying to and dismissing an email from a co-worker was ruined in moments when he received a reply.

NO matter what the field you work in, from architecture to zookeeping, you’ll work with arseholes. And they’ll fall into one of these six types.