Work

Unashamed office bastard makes himself another selfish coffee

A WORKPLACE prick is heading to the kitchen to make a hot drink without asking a single colleague if they want one.

The five worst times of the day to have a meeting

THERE is never a good time for a business meeting as they achieve nothing and never have, but these times are worse than others.

Woman knows colleague has wanked over her

A WOMAN has admitted that, deep down, she is fully aware that her a male colleague has thought about her when masturbating.

Woman's career not good enough to justify her being single

A WOMAN who claims her job means she is too busy for romancedoes not have a job important enough for that to be convincing.

How to easily spot the wrong answers on your online workplace diversity course

GOT an inbox full of mandatory diversity training courses you're putting off doing? Practise finding the insultingly obvious correct answers with our quiz.

What to write in your colleague's birthday card when you have no f**king idea who they are

WHETHER physical or digital, Hannah’s birthday card is on its way to you and you have to pretend you know who the f**k Hannah is. Use these ploys.

Plumber scrapes pass in tough 'making middle-class small talk' exam

A TRAINEE plumber is relieved to have muddled through his final exam of making conversation with weird, middle-class men.

Seven acts of everyday rudeness by homeworking couples

TREATING your partner with consideration on evenings and weekends is hard enough, so during the nine to five they’re just like any other twat colleague.

Are you the wanker in your office? Take our quiz

ARE you the person that co-workers thinly veil their loathing for and try to avoid? Find out.

Salary not listed on job advert because it's so good it will blow your mind

AN EMPLOYER admitted not including salary details on a job advertisement because the astronomical sum would warp applicants’ brains.