Work

DO your workplace’s obligatory online training modules make you want to smash your monitor with your coffee mug in frustration? Survive them with this handy guide.

YOU’VE been back at your desk for half an hour and the happy relaxation you felt during the holidays has already vanished. Here’s why.

ARE you useless at everything? Try one of these careers where rank incompetence is the accepted norm and even welcomed.

Dear Cratchit, The HR department has received your missive requesting an increase in your salary. At Christmas, no less.

STRUGGLING to stay motivated on the last working day before Christmas? Here's how to slog through the next few hours miserable hours until you're free.

CHILDREN are an expensive, noisy hassle. Their one saving grace is that you can use them to skive off work on these occasions.

A HOMEWORKER has been forced to do a hard day’s work to maintain enough physical activity to stay warm, she has admitted.

WORKERS in an office are reeling from the news that some arsehole has managed to make the work Christmas party fancy f**king dress.

A COOL man is describing his minimum-wage, zero-hours contract job using a word employed by rock stars, he has confirmed.

A WOMAN has vowed not to waver in her belief that it is not Christmas until Thursday at the very earliest.