A WOMAN has admitted that, deep down, she is fully aware that her a male colleague has thought about her when masturbating.
Francesca Johnson enjoys a flirtatious relationship with Tom Booker but is under no illusions that while for her it is a work thing he is taking it home with him and wanking with it.
She said: “Tom never crosses any line in the workplace. It’s all cheerful fun. But when I’m leaning over the photocopier or talking about bounce fit, I know it’s going straight in the spank bank for later.
“Even talking about ROIs, if I’m in a strappy top, it’s obvious his cock’s twitching like a freshly reeled-in carp. Nobody’s this enthusiastic about net spend unless they’re framing the interaction for subsequent ecstatic heights of self-abuse.
“When he’s hungover and desperately horny I can’t even eat a cheese toastie without his eyes flicking into record mode as I brush the crumbs off. Come on, man. Have some self-respect and visit Pornhub.”
Tom Logan said: “I do sometimes think about Francesca when I’m knocking one out, but only because I’m fantasising about her giving me an inflation-based pay rise.”
