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HUMAN resources want to fully exploit their humans as a resource and for them to be happy about it. These are the contradictory messages you will get this week.

BEING told off in a constructive and professional manner by a manager who only wants to help is far worse than a red-faced bollocking, workers have agreed.

A CORPORATE worker is beginning to realise that her lanyard wields no power in the outside world.

A WOMAN has asked her middle-aged son if he has considered becoming a barrister, with cancer research scientist or Oxford professor as back-up options.

WAVING a baton about looks easy, doesn’t it? And you’re right, it is. Here are some jobs that are, quite frankly, taking the piss.

AN unemployed man is way ahead of warnings that AI will end traditional paid work, he feels.

A WOMAN who wreaks terror on her workmates by turning simple issues into tedious and lengthy video calls is the worst colleague it is possible to have.

ALMOST all men are quietly confident that they would make very good blacksmiths, it has emerged.

WORK colleagues form the most intense bonds over a shared desire to leave their current employment, it has emerged.

PRO gamer is one of several activities deluded teenagers - especially males - think is a bona fide career. Here are some more of their wildly optimistic dream jobs.