Work
EVER worried that you’ve been at your job for such a long time that you’ve become institutionalised? Watch out for these signs.
DEVOID of useful skills or redeeming qualities? If your parents are rich enough that won’t be any obstacle to you getting ahead in life.
AN anti-monarchist has refused to accept a day off for the funeral of a hereditary head of state and has gone to the office regardless.
A WORKER has listed 'being transferable' on his CV because getting hired then promptly fired is his only practical skill.
‘QUIET quitting’ is the latest bullshit buzzword to sweep the tabloids. So have you started doing the basic minimum at work? Find out with our quiz.
WORK in an office? Surrounded by wankers desperate to make themselves sound important? Then you’ll be sick of these irritating terms:
HOMEWORKERS with children begin six weeks of an endlessly harried logistical f**king nightmare today, they have confirmed.
A CHRONIC labour shortage hasn’t stopped the audacity of prospective employers. Here’s what they now demand.
IS everyone else on the video call younger and cooler than you? Did they not get your ‘computer says no’ gag? Hide your true age with these tips.
YOU care so much about your employees, you even call them at home at weekends. A management expert explains how to make your business your family.