Work

WORKING hard is the worst mistake anyone planning a successful career can make, research has revealed.

THE absence of a boss at work is more of a holiday than being on holiday, workers have confirmed.

IS your dreary office always looking to raise staff's spirits? Here’s the bullshit they come up with instead of just giving everyone a raise.

BRITISH workers have the lowest productivity in the G7 because of literally every crappy little aspect of their lives, they have explained.

DO you like causing misery and suffering to others? Want to get paid for it rather than become a serial killer? Here are six careers that are perfect for power-crazed sadists.

WORKPLACES frown on negativity, foul language and cracking your co-workers’ skulls against their desks. Use these acceptable alternatives.

A COOL, disruptive start-up would like you to undergo a series of gruelling interviews and stressful psychometric tests before being admitted to their ranks.

GOING for a poo at work takes the detailed planning and slick execution of a bank robbery. Here’s how not to get caught red-handed in this terrible, shameful act.

A BUILDER is doubled up with laughter as he writes out an extortionate quote for a simple domestic job.

ARE you so famished that you have no option but to force salt-and-vinegar McCoys down your face, or just avoiding work?