Relationships

Historical re-enactment battles best place to meet single men

SINGLE women looking for a partner have been advised to start going to places where there are actually likely to be unmarried men.

During a panic attack, and other helpful times your mum tells you to 'pull yourself together'

FEELING anxious or legitimately worried? Don’t worry, your mum has got some no-nonsense advice that won’t help in the least. Here’s how to stop being pathetic.

Gen Z couple break up after realising six-month age gap was problematic

A COUPLE have split after deciding that their six-month age difference created an unequal power balance in their relationship.

Ethically non-monogamous man eerily similar to shagabout horndog

AN 'ethically non-monogamous' man bears an uncanny similarity to a horndog who sleeps around for the fun of it, it has emerged.

How to survive a date with someone who doesn't get pop culture references

IT’S unusual, but you do meet people who’ve somehow bypassed every bit of pop culture from Star Wars to Pharrell. Here’s what to do if you’re on a date with one.

Woman hospitalised after accidentally reading old sexts in cold light of day

A WOMAN has been rushed to hospital after rereading ‘steamy’ messages only meant to be seen in the dead of night after too many glasses of wine.

Woman's entire personality is hating her husband

A WOMAN has decided to dedicate her every waking moment to slagging off the man she chose to marry.

How to cope when you're still single and George Osborne is married

STILL on the shelf while George Osborne, of all the wankers, is happily married? Lie to yourself that this doesn’t reflect badly on you.

'It's very jazzy': A phrasebook for the perfect backhanded compliment

WANT to undermine someone’s self-worth, while still sounding like a nice person? Try these phrases.

Mum much prefers her imaginary children

A MUM with a vivid imagination has invested so much time in her fantasy offspring that she now prefers them to her actual ones.