Relationships

A COUPLE have announced that their relationship now involves a third party: their air fryer.

A MAN who is hoping women will see him for the intellectual he is has put a well-stocked bookshelf in the dick pics he sends them. 

A GOOD opening line on a dating app can be the difference between getting lucky and dying alone. Try not to bollocks it up with one of these openers.

DID you know the wank bank in men’s heads can be navigated like a ‘mind castle’? Here psychologist Dr Donna Sheridan takes you inside a typical man’s masturbatory archives.

A COUPLE are celebrating ten years since their divorce by renewing the vows of undying emnity they made on the day.

WOMEN love it when men are spontaneous, but only in extremely specific ways they approve of. Including these.

A WOMAN'S wedding day was ruined after she realised that the man she’s marrying is an absolute bellend.

YOU’RE supposed to be able to say anything to your partner, so how come they always lose their shit when you say things like these? Boyfriend Jack Browne puzzles over this conundrum.

A WOMAN has given an Oscar-worthy performance when being told things about her date that she had already learned from social media.

EVER look at the useless slab of meat you’re chained to and wonder what is the point of him? Here are the few times he’ll come in handy: