Relationships

OFF home for Christmas? Still unloved? Pre-empt the inevitable pitying comments from your family with these phrases.

THE children of a divorced man have confirmed they could not imagine a better time to meet their father’s new partner than Christmas Day.

WORRIED that your relationship is faltering? Here’s how to make yourself feel better by pulling apart the relationship of your friends who seem genuinely in love.

DO you normally manage to ignore festering family disputes at Christmas? Here are some that could spill over into a blazing row at any moment.

BURSTING into laughter and saying ‘No f**king chance’ is the normal response to the reverse cowgirl sexual position, according to women.

BEEN single for ages but somehow miraculously got yourself a date? Follow middle-aged singleton Tom Logan's five-point guide to making sure you don't f**k it up.

SHAGGING your partner isn’t at the top of the list of possible best friend betrayals. These things are even worse.

A MAN is proudly owning the news that he and his partner are pregnant, even though he will not have to carry the baby or give birth to it.

ARE you going home for a lovely Christmas with your mum? Here are some comments that await you, and what they really mean.

DETERMINED not to let sub-zero temperatures stop you having a shag? Here’s how to lead a full and active sex life without your bits snapping off.