Relationships

MEN are basic creatures with odd little secrets. Here are six of the weird things they like to keep hidden from their partners.

A PAIR of 19-year-olds who have barely been together for six months are referring to each other as ‘partners’, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who received an unsolicited dick pic was so amazed she has passed it to everyone in her contacts book.

EVERY single man’s preferred way of expressing his love is to have lots of sex multiple times a week, it has emerged.

SOME family members are simply better than others. Find out how yours stack up with this definitive ranking of your blood relatives.

A MAN has presented his date with a legal document indemnifying both parties, should they progress to a relationship, from Christmas 2022 presents.

RELATIONSHIPS are all about compromise, which means you have to go to events you'll hate. Here’s how your scheming partner will make you think it'll be okay.

AN ARSEHOLE is not nearly hot or wealthy enough to justify his prickish behaviour, it has been confirmed.

IN your mind, the experience of losing your virginity was a tender, romantic revelation. In reality, it was awful. Here's how you've misremembered it.

IS your partner glum and distant? They might be pondering how their life would have turned out if they’d married someone else. Here are some of their alternate universe spouses.