Relationships

A COUPLE are jubilant after reading that most people in their situation have sex 4.5 times a month, but they do it five - or even six - times.

A DELUSIONAL man has convinced himself that his ex’s friends will still invite him to things even though he’s no longer with her.

EXCITED about a date this evening? You won’t be when they do these off-putting things before it’s even begun.

A WOMAN whose partner is looking forward to a day off has helped him maximise the time by drawing up a timetable of jobs he needs to do.

DATING is hard. And saying outright you don’t want to have sex with someone is brutal, so use a feeble excuse instead. Here are some excellent ones.

BEING bad at sex is not something women are capable of, legions of appreciative men have confirmed.

WOMEN are high maintenance creatures compared to me, a chilled out boyfriend. Here are five things they do that are especially needy.

A WOMAN is attempting to work out which of her new boyfriend’s female friends are genuinely platonic and which he has done it with.

A WOMAN’S morning has been ruined after realising the man she shagged last night is expecting to stay for breakfast.

GIVING blowjobs is vital for your health, and the fact that I, a man, enjoy them immensely is just a coincidence. Here’s how oral sex will keep you in tip-top condition, especially if you swallow.