Relationships

A WOMAN who claims to have a gay best friend actually vaguely knows a homosexual man who does not like her, it has emerged.

A MAN thinks the time is coming stop to f**king around ghosting all his dates and choose one to get to know a bit, it has emerged.

THE greatest sexual fantasy of every heterosexual male in the UK is a woman with an interest in military history 1939-45, a study has proved.

AN objectively terrible woman believes that people’s entirely natural hatred of her is due to jealousy. 

ALL of the hopes and ambitions on a 29-year-old man’s bucket list are debauched sexual acts, it has emerged.

A MAN in a long-term relationship has no idea that his girlfriend is locked in unending secret war with all his previous partners.

MOST couples who live in massive houses with multiple reception rooms and a large garden  f**king hate each other, a new study has shown.

A WOMAN is furious that the man who was unkempt and slovenly when they were going out has got his shit together and looks good again.

A MAN suggesting a threesome to his girlfriend obviously means the good type that caters to his sordid fantasies, he has explained.

AN unattractive man confidently makes judgements about gorgeous women as if he might have a chance of sleeping with them, it has emerged.