Relationships

80 per cent of oral sex debts going unpaid

FOUR out of five men have let oral sex debts mount up that they do not intend to ever repay, it has emerged.

Middle-aged woman has been hiding tattoo from her parents since 1998

A WOMAN in her 40s is still hiding a tattoo that she had done more than 20 years ago from her parents.

Which menu items should lead to which sex acts on a date? A man explains

IF you pay for a meal, it’s basic etiquette that your date is sexually indebted to you. Here man Martin Bishop explains what sexual favours are owed for various food choices.

Man assures wife he would only cheat with someone he really, really fancied

A HUSBAND has reassured his wife that he would only be unfaithful to her with someone extremely attractive.

Seven surprising things you never, ever wanted to know about your parent's sex life

YOU know barely anything about your parent’s sex life for the sake of your sanity. Here are seven things you never wanted to know about it that might surprise you.

The man's guide to not being able to take a hint

SOMETIMES a man will find himself being gently prodded in the right direction on an issue. Here Steve Malley explains how to bloodymindedly ignore subtle suggestions.

Man spends all of first, second, third dates and subsequent relationship talking about himself

A MAN has spent all his initial dates with his partner and their subsequent 18-month relationship without ever changing the subject from himself.

Ghost them if you like them: dating advice from a 21-year-old man

WOMEN can be difficult to date if you are not possessed of the wisdom of a 21-year-old man who has never had a proper girlfriend. Let me show you how to court.

'Are any of you single?': seven foolproof pub chat-up lines

PULLING women in pubs is easy because they hate being left alone. Still struggling? Use these foolproof chat-up lines.

Date wants to know number of men you've slept with purely for unbiased research purposes

A MAN is only asking his date how many sexual partners she has had because of his voracious intellectual curiosity, not because he will judge her on the answer.