Relationships

YOUR date thinks they did everything right to lure you into their lair of love on the first date. This is the real reasons you gave up and f**ked them.

LOOKING for love on a dating app? Instead getting caught up in a whirlwind virtual dysfunctional romance? Here's how it will unfold without you ever meeting.

JUST dropped £65 on a special candle and you’re worried the recipient won’t realise how much you spent? Here’s how to be unsubtle about it.

A WOMAN who knows she can always rely on her best friend as a comforting shoulder to cry on has worn that privilege out, it has emerged.

STRUGGLING to please your woman? Follow the advice of a considerate lover who ate out his ex-girlfriend in 2014.

ARE you in there or are you going home alone to angrily Google porn? If you hear these compliments, it's the latter.

A 35-YEAR-OLD man is technically still in a relationship with his girlfriend from school because he never sent his mate over to dump her.

A WOMAN on a date has politely opted for soup as a starter instead of the huge glass of Pinot Grigio she really wanted.

DOES your partner have traits you’d like to change to make them into an acceptable human being? Here is an extensive, but far from complete, list.

A WOMAN has developed an innovative scheme for staving off the cold this winter by leeching all the warmth from her partner.