LEAVING a woman unsatisfied in the bedroom is a skill that comes naturally to some men. But if you’re still struggling to unfulfil her desires, use these tried-and-tested techniques.
Skip foreplay
It’s rare for a woman to come from foreplay alone, so what’s the point? Lingering kisses, a gentle caress of the neck, the odd nibble of the ear, these are the sexual equivalent of trailers before the film you actually came to see gets started, so don’t waste your time on them. You’ve got five whole minutes of underwhelming shagging to get down to.
Use un-dirty talk
Pre-lovemaking sexts and hushed dirty talk during intercourse are a fantastic way to build arousal. So to leave a woman unsatisfied, try the opposite. A detailed rundown of your boring day in the office should dramatically diminish her libido, but if things somehow continue to escalate, try sighing and muttering ‘Right, let’s get it over with’ as you put your head between her legs.
Neglect the clitoris
Many of you are already doing this, but it’s important to remember the basics. As the most sensitive erogenous zone of the female body, it’s critical that you pretend not to be able to find the clitoris, or clumsily fumble around in the general area before giving up altogether. You gave it a good shot, didn’t pan out, end of.
Get into a routine
Spontaneity and experimentation are your enemy if you want to leave a woman unsatisfied. Instead, sex should be scheduled months in advance like a dentist’s appointment and conducted with robotic efficiency. Handing her a minute-by-minute itinerary of the evening’s bedroom activities beforehand is good. Especially because her orgasm doesn’t appear on it.
Don’t make her come
Not even once. Twice is just a made-up thing in films anyway. Getting her close is fine, but remember to kill the mood at the last minute by checking your phone or switching on the TV. If she brings up her lack of orgasm later, remind her that it’s just a myth cooked up by media companies to sell glossy women’s magazines.
